1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,060 Naughty America. 2 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:05,580 Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better. 3 00:00:40,350 --> 00:00:42,990 Yeah, dude, none of these doors are open. Not even the windows. 4 00:00:43,330 --> 00:00:45,110 At least you can leave the key under the mat for me. 5 00:00:47,290 --> 00:00:49,590 Alright, turns out your mom's room is open. 6 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:51,210 I don't think anybody's home though. 7 00:00:52,630 --> 00:00:55,130 Alright, yeah, I'll just go to another room and wait for you. 8 00:00:55,930 --> 00:00:56,930 Alright. 9 00:01:07,310 --> 00:01:08,970 Damn, he's gonna be gone for a while. 10 00:01:10,830 --> 00:01:12,410 I'm gonna order some pizza. I'm starving. 11 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:45,560 What could go wrong? 12 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:47,880 He only missed the last two. 13 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:55,380 I'm sure Nancy and marketing has nothing to do with it, right? 14 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,430 What do you mean you're not making dinner? 15 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:42,450 This is the second, what, no, third year in a row that you haven't made our 16 00:02:42,450 --> 00:02:43,450 anniversary dinner. 17 00:02:48,390 --> 00:02:51,390 Jim, you know, we talked about this in therapy. 18 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:58,770 I can't believe you're prioritizing your work once again over our relationship. 19 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:02,360 You know, I'm starting to think you don't want to be married at all. 20 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:06,320 And to be honest with you, at this point, that would be fine by me. 21 00:03:07,740 --> 00:03:08,980 Fucking asshole. 22 00:03:09,860 --> 00:03:10,980 Go fuck yourself. 23 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:18,720 Hi, 24 00:03:24,660 --> 00:03:25,660 Juan. 25 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:26,740 Hi. 26 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:29,260 What are you doing in my room? 27 00:03:30,399 --> 00:03:35,800 Uh, well, I came for your son, but... Good job. Get up. 28 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:42,160 He was supposed to leave the key under the mat, but it didn't turn out that 29 00:03:42,220 --> 00:03:43,760 All the other doors were locked but yours. 30 00:03:44,780 --> 00:03:46,320 Wait, come here. I want to talk to you. 31 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:54,840 What? 32 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:58,140 Look, you're a sweet kid. 33 00:03:58,670 --> 00:04:02,730 And you're always welcome in our home when my son is here or when I know ahead 34 00:04:02,730 --> 00:04:04,190 of time that you're coming, okay? 35 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:10,090 You don't walk in through my master bedroom door and hide under my clean 36 00:04:10,090 --> 00:04:12,110 laundry. Okay? 37 00:04:12,610 --> 00:04:17,390 Okay. I'm sorry, but I mean... What could have convinced you that that was a 38 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:18,049 good idea? 39 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,810 You know, I could have shot you if I didn't know who you were. 40 00:04:21,070 --> 00:04:23,490 Well, I mean, it was the only door that was unlocked. 41 00:04:23,870 --> 00:04:24,870 I understand that. 42 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:29,140 That's not very good logic, though. You don't hide and then scare me, okay? 43 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:33,740 Okay. Next time, you let me know that you're here, okay? 44 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,940 All right. Okay, not that hard. You could have walked right in there. 45 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,100 I don't know why you would have been in here. 46 00:04:40,900 --> 00:04:43,020 How much of my conversation did you hear? 47 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:48,060 Well, I kind of heard all of it. 48 00:04:49,140 --> 00:04:50,140 Okay. 49 00:04:50,460 --> 00:04:55,580 Well, I need you to do something. You cannot tell my father about this, okay? 50 00:04:56,080 --> 00:05:00,760 I will not, I promise. Okay, please, because it would break his heart to know 51 00:05:00,760 --> 00:05:04,720 have done a pretty good job, I think, of hiding our marital difficulties. 52 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:10,480 You guys are adults now, I know that, but, you know, so thank you. That's 53 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,620 important to me, okay? Okay. All right, thank you. 54 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:15,440 Well, everything okay? Are you fine? 55 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:21,000 I'm fine. It sounds like I am going to be spending my wedding anniversary with 56 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:25,160 you boys, probably playing video games and eating pizza. 57 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,240 That was your plan? 58 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:30,340 Something like that, yeah. Yeah, something like that. 59 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:34,920 Well, I mean, if you ever need to talk, just let me know. I'm here. 60 00:05:35,660 --> 00:05:36,660 Aw, that's so sweet. 61 00:05:37,080 --> 00:05:41,340 Like I said, I heard the whole conversation, and I don't know why he's 62 00:05:41,340 --> 00:05:42,780 ass. You're such a beautiful lady. 63 00:05:42,980 --> 00:05:43,980 You deserve better. 64 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:45,480 Thank you. 65 00:05:45,580 --> 00:05:50,520 Yeah, it's... I, uh... Thank you. That's so sweet of you. 66 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,500 You know what? Maybe I'll take you up on that at some point. 67 00:05:54,540 --> 00:05:57,760 I could use a kind listening ear sometime. 68 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:03,500 Thank you. You're welcome. You're so sweet. I could just kiss you. 69 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:07,900 I'm sorry. 70 00:06:09,300 --> 00:06:10,380 I'm sorry, honey. 71 00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:14,960 I mean, it wasn't that bad. 72 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:18,660 Oh, the kiss? 73 00:06:19,340 --> 00:06:20,340 Yeah. Really? 74 00:06:22,620 --> 00:06:23,620 Well. 75 00:06:36,950 --> 00:06:37,950 Wow. 76 00:06:40,310 --> 00:06:41,370 You're 18, right? 77 00:06:41,890 --> 00:06:43,230 Yeah, I'm well over 18. 78 00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:44,570 Okay. 79 00:06:51,670 --> 00:06:55,770 It's been a long time since I've had some fun. 80 00:06:56,670 --> 00:06:57,670 Catch me drift. 81 00:06:58,750 --> 00:07:02,930 But it looks like you have a lot to have fun with, so... 82 00:07:27,850 --> 00:07:29,490 Let's see what we're working with here. 83 00:07:35,670 --> 00:07:36,670 Wow. 84 00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:50,750 This is a very impressive penis walk. 85 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:51,990 Thank you. 86 00:07:53,070 --> 00:07:55,810 I certainly did not expect this. 87 00:07:56,430 --> 00:07:57,430 Wow. 88 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,020 But, uh, yeah. 89 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:08,960 I'm going to assume consent. 90 00:08:11,680 --> 00:08:15,580 Oh, God. 91 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:19,380 It's so big. 92 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,270 hours. 93 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:12,620 It's been a long time since I got to practice doing that. 94 00:09:15,580 --> 00:09:18,020 Greg's dad isn't exactly well endowed. 95 00:09:19,700 --> 00:09:21,160 But you are. 96 00:09:23,140 --> 00:09:24,680 This is a lot of fun. 97 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:28,600 Won't you like that? 98 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,380 It feels pretty fucking good. Good. 99 00:09:30,620 --> 00:09:31,620 You should like that. 100 00:10:33,310 --> 00:10:37,230 You cannot tell me something about this. I'm not telling you about this at all. 101 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,180 It's a thing. You'd think my husband would want to fuck me more. 102 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:57,420 It's a thing. Life gets busy. 103 00:10:58,180 --> 00:10:59,860 The only person that goes is sex. 104 00:11:03,900 --> 00:11:06,220 What if I was at a higher sex drive than my husband? 105 00:11:09,620 --> 00:11:11,240 That's why he likes that Percy secretary. 106 00:11:17,870 --> 00:11:19,290 Unless I just want to get fucked, you know? 107 00:11:22,030 --> 00:11:28,410 Oh, God. 108 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:34,810 That was awful. 109 00:11:41,350 --> 00:11:42,350 Yeah. 110 00:11:43,650 --> 00:11:46,430 That's what I've always wanted to do. 111 00:12:01,520 --> 00:12:08,120 I feel good. It 112 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:10,940 does? Do you like the way it looks? 113 00:12:14,440 --> 00:12:15,700 I just wanted to do this. 114 00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:17,420 I'm so fucking dead. 115 00:12:19,080 --> 00:12:20,520 I've had these tits for years. 116 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:26,500 My husband isn't exactly big enough for me to do this, if you know what I mean. 117 00:12:27,700 --> 00:12:29,480 I've always wanted to. God. 118 00:12:30,640 --> 00:12:31,640 Oh, yeah. 119 00:12:32,640 --> 00:12:33,660 Oh, my God. 120 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:35,640 Oh, God. 121 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:04,070 You don't mind do you? I don't mind at all. 122 00:13:04,410 --> 00:13:05,410 Perfect. 123 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:36,110 God, this feels so good. 124 00:13:36,890 --> 00:13:43,150 Oh my 125 00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:46,910 God. Fuck yeah. 126 00:13:48,250 --> 00:13:52,370 Oh my God. This feels so good. 127 00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:55,910 Oh yeah. 128 00:13:56,750 --> 00:13:58,370 Oh, I thought I really won. 129 00:13:58,690 --> 00:14:00,270 I thought I even won. 130 00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:02,030 I just want to fucking... 131 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:09,400 You'd think an average man would be happy to go home and fuck his wife once 132 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,400 while. 133 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:13,140 I'm not asking for much, am I? 134 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:14,800 Not at all. Yeah. 135 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,180 All I want is a cock that's hard sometimes. 136 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,940 Oh. I just want to stick it between my tits. 137 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:25,980 Oh. 138 00:14:26,820 --> 00:14:27,820 Oh. 139 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:29,860 Oh, yeah. 140 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:31,940 Oh, my God. 141 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,980 I would love to have a hard cock. 142 00:14:36,010 --> 00:14:37,430 Yeah, that's right. Grab my arm. 143 00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:39,570 Grab my arm. Yeah, just like that. 144 00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:41,050 Break it. 145 00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:43,370 Yeah. There you go. 146 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:45,230 Oh. 147 00:14:45,530 --> 00:14:48,390 Like that big booty up and down. 148 00:14:49,630 --> 00:14:50,630 Oh, God. 149 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:51,890 So good. 150 00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:53,390 Yeah, just like that. 151 00:14:53,650 --> 00:14:55,370 Just like that. Oh, grab it. 152 00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:57,510 Oh, yeah. 153 00:14:59,130 --> 00:15:00,350 Oh, yeah. 154 00:15:01,190 --> 00:15:02,190 Oh, 155 00:15:02,470 --> 00:15:03,470 yeah. 156 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:10,260 Oh, yeah. 157 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,480 Oh, that's a good boy. 158 00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:13,780 Yeah, 159 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000 I like that. 160 00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:17,740 Oh, fuck. 161 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:24,540 Oh, my God. Yeah. 162 00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:28,080 Oh, my God. 163 00:15:28,580 --> 00:15:30,340 Oh, yeah. 164 00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:31,580 Oh, 165 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:35,140 my God. 166 00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:03,790 Oh, yeah. 167 00:16:10,350 --> 00:16:12,530 Fuck yeah. It's so fucking good. 168 00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:16,010 Oh, fuck. 169 00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:17,850 Oh, 170 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:20,450 yeah. You like that? 171 00:16:20,810 --> 00:16:21,810 Yeah. 172 00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:28,670 Oh, fuck. 173 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:32,969 Oh, yeah. 174 00:16:32,970 --> 00:16:33,909 Yeah, fuck. 175 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:34,549 Yeah, fuck. 176 00:16:34,550 --> 00:16:35,570 It's so much good. 177 00:16:36,050 --> 00:16:37,190 Oh, God. 178 00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:38,890 Oh, my God. 179 00:16:39,630 --> 00:16:41,010 You're so good at that. 180 00:16:42,010 --> 00:16:43,870 Oh, fuck. 181 00:16:44,430 --> 00:16:45,430 Oh. 182 00:16:47,310 --> 00:16:48,310 Oh. 183 00:16:53,230 --> 00:16:54,470 Fuck, yes. 184 00:16:54,830 --> 00:16:56,290 Oh, good. 185 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:19,240 Yes. You know, my son's always telling me stories about how well you do with 186 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,280 girls. I don't understand why. 187 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:26,680 Oh, God. 188 00:17:27,420 --> 00:17:30,140 I just may have done before. 189 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:34,440 Yeah, 190 00:17:35,720 --> 00:17:36,720 you know. 191 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:37,960 Oh, yeah. 192 00:18:01,290 --> 00:18:02,610 Oh my god! 193 00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:40,390 Boyfriend Oh, yeah, just like yours 194 00:21:02,510 --> 00:21:04,430 Some other lifetime I want to go to Pornstone instead. 195 00:21:05,070 --> 00:21:07,850 Fuck yes! 196 00:24:06,890 --> 00:24:08,090 So hard, too. 197 00:24:09,170 --> 00:24:10,990 Oh, my God. 198 00:24:11,590 --> 00:24:13,830 Oh, my God. 199 00:24:14,470 --> 00:24:15,950 I'm going to have to do it like that, baby. 200 00:24:16,270 --> 00:24:17,790 So fucking good. 201 00:24:18,410 --> 00:24:19,710 Oh, shit. 202 00:24:20,890 --> 00:24:21,890 Oh. 203 00:24:22,430 --> 00:24:23,430 Oh. 204 00:24:24,910 --> 00:24:25,910 Oh. 205 00:24:26,450 --> 00:24:27,890 Fuck, yes. 206 00:24:28,470 --> 00:24:30,190 Ha, ha, ha, ha. 207 00:24:32,910 --> 00:24:34,290 God, yes. 208 00:24:34,610 --> 00:24:35,610 Whoa. 209 00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:44,980 Yeah, baby. 210 00:25:27,710 --> 00:25:30,110 Oh my god, oh my god, yeah 211 00:27:08,590 --> 00:27:10,910 Just like that. 212 00:27:40,330 --> 00:27:41,410 Yeah. Yeah. 213 00:27:42,150 --> 00:27:44,330 Just like that. Oh. 214 00:27:48,950 --> 00:27:52,230 Oh, shit. Oh, my God. Yeah. 215 00:27:53,090 --> 00:27:54,410 Look. Yes. 216 00:29:58,570 --> 00:29:59,570 Yep. 217 00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:38,500 Yeah, oh my god 218 00:30:38,500 --> 00:30:43,400 That's just so good 219 00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:23,940 Oh, my God. 220 00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:31,160 Good. You've been eating your vegetables, huh? 221 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:32,680 Every day. 222 00:32:33,900 --> 00:32:34,900 That's a good boy. 223 00:32:35,980 --> 00:32:37,080 So I tell you what. 224 00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:42,400 Why don't you go out and play video games? I'll order a pizza. 225 00:32:43,420 --> 00:32:47,560 And why don't you call your mom and tell her that you're spending the night? 226 00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:50,140 Okay? Sounds like a plan. 227 00:32:50,380 --> 00:32:54,220 Good. All right. I'm going to wait so I can clean up. 228 00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:01,100 Not a bad anniversary after all. 229 00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:02,600 Naughty America. 230 00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:05,200 Nobody. Nobody. 231 00:33:05,440 --> 00:33:07,080 Nobody. Does it better.